All these people believe in heaven on the basis of faith, and faith by definition is “a believing in things without evidence”, and personally I don’t do that because…I’m not an idiot.

-Kate Smurthwaite

Anonymous asked: do u eat Bamboo for breakfast?

I eat excellence for breakfast. It looks a lot like a a clipping from Chuck Norris’ Beard.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s just big foot…on the sun.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s just big foot…on the sun.

Face-off just became a little more serious.

Those interested in possessing an exact replica of their face (down to the level of individual pores and eye vasculature, according to REAL-f’s website) can get a 3D “face mask” for US $3,920. A copy of your entire head will set you back US $5,875. Additional face and head copies run $780 and $1,960, respectively.

(Source: io9.com)

Something is wrong with this tattoo…and I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Something is wrong with this tattoo…and I can’t quite put my finger on it.

adventuretime:

Tree Trunks is Back

Tom Herpich and Bert Youn’s “Apple Thief” premieres Monday night. Jeremy Shada as Finn, John Di Maggio as Jake, and Polly Lou Livingston as Tree Trunks.

lunchbagart:

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V has never looked more threatening. I wonder what it would be like to fight my way out of this paper bag.

lunchbagart:

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V has never looked more threatening. I wonder what it would be like to fight my way out of this paper bag.

I’d use it. Actually, I’d fill it with helium and then try to fly off in it. Oh the wonders of balloons!

I’d use it. Actually, I’d fill it with helium and then try to fly off in it. Oh the wonders of balloons!

(Source: deducingtheheartofthedetective, via arch4ngel)

This is a Solar Bonsai. What does it do? Produces the fruit used to make batteries It charges your gadgets! And for $405, you can get one here: [link]

This is a Solar Bonsai. What does it do? Produces the fruit used to make batteries It charges your gadgets! And for $405, you can get one here: [link]

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This should be an acceptable way to answer ANYONE who argues with you.

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